Instant weak

A state of amusement or to have found something funny.

A: Yo man check out this new cologne I got, smells fresh right?

B: Dog, that garbage smells like doo doo.

A: Shut the fuck up!

B: Haha, oh man instant weak.

by RG3RM4N3L0CloakCloak3d November 22, 2010

Weak squid

When there is an 8 man gangbang, put your dicks together facing the same way, like the tentacles of a squid

That weak squid we did last night was so arousing.

by d0gl0g November 23, 2019

painis weakness

Erectile dysfunction.

painis weakness is a common condition in older men.

by the random. June 25, 2025

weak meek

when u sip smirnoff and hate to have a good time

dude stop being a weak meek and start crushing some cans

by Marvin k mooney 14 July 24, 2021

Weak Memes

A person in a server posting shitty fucking memes that are 👏 WEAK 👏
Usually when you see a weak memes, you tell them to go kill themselves because their memes suck massive dong, or because they spammed nigger in chat 50 times.

MH User: Yo, look that's a Weak Memes
Weak Memes: *Acts like a LGBTQ+ furfag*
Me: Fuck off, go die somewhere else you WEAK MEMES

by MΔR≡K December 4, 2021

Weak people

The human race (the one and only race there is) will only be allowed to give full and equal credit to the strength and heroics of both sexes (and all people, regardless of what they look like or who they fuck, whether it be the same or opposite sex) when they are finally allowed to give credit to all human weakness equally, and not focus on just the male half of human weakness. And thanks to human weakness, those days might be a long ways off, as human weakness tends to keep things off balance and off any course that could become/turn into anything but bullshit.

Once humans can honor all weak people equally (regardless of "race", sex, religion, orientation, any other category) they can finally begin to honor the strength in all people equally (regardless of "race", sex, religion, orientation, any other category). One day you might see a black James Bond, a female triple X, a gay or lesbian president, or anything else you can imagine, but that can only be if human weakness is honored as well (and without waking up and fighting, that won't happen).

by The Original Agahnim January 21, 2022

weak day

A day of the week resulting in which you're weak in some catagory. mental , physical, or both. This can cause you to do things you normally wouldn't do or cause you to not do things you normally can.

dude i had such a weak day i couldn't stop flirting with taken girls!

This weak day sucks i couldn't life a 20 pound bag.

by jttomaiko May 20, 2010