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Fart Tape

A cassette tape that is left in an old-school tape recorder, so that when someone needs to fart, they press the record button right before they fart, fart into the microphone, and then press stop after the fart is completed. When the fart tape is rewound and played back, it is a compilation of multiple, various farts that have been recorded over time. The more people who contribute to the fart tape, the better.
I just played our fart tape, and I heard 27 of our farts in a row!
by electricalparade June 6, 2024
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Boob Tape

Tape that is added to the nipples to keep the female from nipping.
I had to put on boob tape because it was cold.
by Thatjit69 September 2, 2020
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Tuscaloosa Tape Measure

The Act of stretching one's weiner far enough to bend and measure the crack of there ass before sticking it in there butt.similar to that of a tape measure
Dude did you see rick do the Tuscaloosa tape measure?
Yeah dude that shit was gnarly
by Jamarifinklenut July 19, 2025
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Flex tape

If your wife is cheating on you use flex tape.
You wanna stab a goat use flex tape.
Kids haven't eatin in 7 days use flex tape.
Prostitute runs away, use, A GUN.
Gay person runs closer use A GUN.
by Hyphen_ July 5, 2020
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black tape

An audio or video recording that is sealed from the public. Done mainly by governments and large companies. Should the tape leak, they lose a lot of credibility.
The black tapes of the oval office were seized by Nixon so he couldn't get impeached.
by ChinPingas March 20, 2023
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drop the tape

Let me see your sex/head video(s)
Drop the tape
“What tape?”
“Of you bein nasty
by WeLikeCake December 6, 2023
mugGet the drop the tapemug.

location tape

Location Tape is an original adhesive tape invented for The Television/Film Industry. The first of its kind, derived out of Los Angeles or "HOLLYWOOD" as some call it by a Union Member of LIUNA and IATSE, both International outfits. This Ingenious Inventor and his idea has created a brand and product that forever will be part of the movie making process while making history in its consequence . Simply humble in its elemental form while the impact of this product results in contributing to the future innovators and creators by example. "Work Smarter not Harder" is the motto for The Original Location Tape. Can be sourced at local expendables supply stores.
"Grab some LOCATION TAPE from the cart for the install" or

"Make sure we have LOCATION TAPE for tomorrows locations"
; and its never just one simple easy location either!!!
by LoCoTaPe January 29, 2022
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