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Don't Touch The Poop

Don't Touch The Poop is a term used amongst followers of Lolcows like Chris Chan, Cyraxx and Daniel Larson as a golden rule of sorts when it comes to their antics online. The act itself is referred to as "Poop Touching" and the people who often engage in Poop Touching are considered Weens

The phrase means to avoid interacting or any other kind of engagement with Lolcows as it usually doesn't result in the reaction you are looking for and more than likely it will also have some sort of negative consequence such as being doxed by more efficient trolls or by the Lolcow themselves.
Person 1: "Yo I'm gonna DM Cyraxx and tell him I'm a girl that thinks he's hot! Won't that be so funny?!"

Person 2: "Thats a stupid fucking idea dude. Don't touch the poop."
by kfc_manager__ May 15, 2025
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Don't know the meaning of the word

behave as if unaware of the concept referred to or implied.
"“Humanity?” You don't know the meaning of the word!"
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Don’t burn the birthday boy

A phrase used when someone puts down someone who is happy about
Person 1-“hey guys i got a new dog im so happy” Person 2-“Why is it so ugly” Person 3-“Come on dude, don’t burn the birthday boy
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Don't pay the wrong person

I'm serious guys. My manager just said I'm getting fired so I swear to fucking God if you try to work me to death and leave me for dead it is going to be little-girl-stab o'clock.
Hym "Don't pay the wrong person."
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don't push the horses

During their rematch on July 19, 2025, Usyk told Dubois' team, "Don’t push the horses."

He directly translated it from Ukrainian, which is incorrect and makes almost no sense, but it's an euphemism for "Calm down," or "Don’t rush things."
He meant they were getting too confident or trying to act like they'd already won - and he was telling them to chill.

The English version of "Don't push the horses" would be something like "Hold your horses".
Usyk: Let's go, don't push the horses.
Charles: Pardon me?
Usyk: Don't push the horses.
by notdash July 20, 2025
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Don't push the horses

-Don't push the horses
-Don't push the what?
-Don't push the horses!!!
-I need a translator.
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Don't build the evil Nexus

When people are dumb enough to attempt to replicate something horrible in fiction, such as making Squid Game (a show known for its critiques of capitalism and mass killings) or joining Spawnism (a fictional cult made as a message to discourage cult joining).
1: I just built Squid Games!
2: Bro, don't build the Evil Nexus from the book "Don't build the Evil Nexus that kills everyone"
by truth!!!.!...!...!! July 25, 2025
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