Steamed Carrot

Girls farts on guys P*nus while spooning
also known as the fork fart

"I just steamed your carrot, HAHAHA"
"Thats was a boiled steamed carrot"

by forklifter90 August 12, 2012

Steamed Crabs

To shit or fart on your partners crab infested pubes.

"I totally farted on that dudes junk during a lap dance and gave him Steamed Crabs."

by Bleedingoak November 2, 2012

Steaming Seagal

To defacate on your partners chest followed by rapidly karate chopping the feces pile. Similar to a Steam Jackhammer.

She was really into the Steaming Seagal until I started beating on her chest and saying one liners.

by kdogg76 August 31, 2015

steam turbine

Refer's to a sex session where the movement begins slow, and as the man and woman begin to sweat more, they are driven to increase the tempo, power, and volume of the sex session until one of them achieves an orgasm of such force that it causes one or both parties to release a "WWOOOOOOOOOOO" type noise, and both seize up due to muscle fatigue.

I was hoping for a simple quickie.. but after things got going.. it just turned into a steam turbine and we couldn't stop ourselves! And that is why I have charlie horses in both legs.

by SavageValatina July 23, 2017

steam blower

an act performed while a member of the opposite sex performs oral sex and actually blows on your penis like a breathilizer test casuing a burning sensation that runs through your penis.

"krisitn really has a habit of blowing steam."

by tony the don December 14, 2003

steaming belleville

This is an Army term involving the "Belleville" boot and how to shine said boot. You must first drop trow and poop out a perfect turd log into your hand and then shine your boots with the fecal matter.

Friend 1: "Formation is in 30 minutes and my boots are cruddy!"

Friend 2: "No problem, a steaming belleville will fix that in no time"

by Wayne guy March 22, 2007

steaming corpse

A very cold Dead Body, releasing steam. Therefore, it must be... Steaming Corpse!
Ahh!
See: Kadaver, dead body, Nasty

I was clubbed so hard, that i became a steaming corpse, in seconds.

by Kurt June 7, 2004