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Pizza Pillows

Pizza Rolls.
Commonly enjoyed at high temperatures by retards.
by MYHAMEISJONAS456464 December 20, 2008
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Pillow Fucking

The act of "Pillow Fucking" can be used for pleasure in both males and females. The most common ways for men is to make a slit in the pillow (being careful not to rip the stitching of your new cut) and fill two bags of soup that is at a temperature of 96.2 degrees Fahrenheit (thus to not burn your penis but to give a pleasant feeling) and then slide your penis in between the two bags and have intercourse. A way for women (me not being a women being a problem so ai do not know the most common way) is to either plainly hump the pillow, tie a corner I to a knot to increase the hardness, or to just "stuff it in"
Johnny decided to change his nightly routine and decided to try pillow fucking.
by jillardexmachina October 25, 2017
mugGet the Pillow Fuckingmug.

Pillow Jacker

Like one of the terms of "Pillow" a Pillow Jacker rubs his penis and testicals either up and down the pillow or in and out of the pillowcase until he ejaculates all over it or inside it.
Man 1: "Dude why is your pillow so damn hard?"
Man 2: "Sorry, my son's kind of a pillow jacker"
by ObservantRealLifeStoriesDude September 27, 2010
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pillow grilled

When your face becomes creased and furrowed in the pattern of the pillow or sheets that you were sleeping on, similar to the grill marks on barbecued food.
I didn't realize why everyone on the subway was giving me weird looks, until I saw that my face was still severely pillow grilled.

My lies about sleeping on the job were futile, as the pillow grill I was sporting was very damning.
by AlexJenna March 1, 2008
mugGet the pillow grilledmug.

meat pillows

Breasts, tits, jugs, etc....
She's got a sweet set of meat pillows.
by Clayballz March 25, 2007
mugGet the meat pillowsmug.

pillow-fucker

A pillow-fucker is a guy who likes to masturbate by fucking and having a cumgasm on his goosedown pillow, and then sleeping on it so he can smell his own cum.
I admit it -- I'm a pillow-fucker!
by USAF Cadet September 20, 2020
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