lay a pig

The act of defecating at a friend's, relative's, acquaintance's, or random stranger's house without flushing the toilet. This is done in a casual, or forgetful, manner and the feces is usually never found until the culprit has left.

Dude, Matt, I just went to drop a dog upstairs, and Al totally decided to lay a pig. You gotta flush that shit, man.

by SatelliteDaddy June 16, 2010

Quill Pig

Another name for porcupine.

The quill pig ate my brake lines and left quills in my dog.

by Themountaingirl February 23, 2009

Gunky pig

a offensive slur for a gay or lesbian person

that gunky pig is in my butt

by dat gunky pig May 9, 2023

peppa pig

the infamous world war 2 death factory comes to life by Daniel mcnabb

peppa pig is bonertasitc

by Daniel gordon mcnabb April 14, 2020

pig scared

A witness that is reluctant to talk to the police for fear of the possible consequences.

He's not gonna talk to the popo, he's too pig scared.

by Jocephus September 30, 2013

pig lap

Taking a fat girl around the track once.
Porking a fat chick.

I got SO drunk I took that fatty for a pig lap!

by roady42 December 31, 2006

The Peppa Pig

The act of urinating inside of a fat girls anus so she shits out a mix of urine and shit on to the floor to create a "muddy puddle" which you will both proceed to jump in wpuddle, making pig noises.

"I used to love watching Peppa Pig as a kid" Said the woman, to which I said "Oh really? I guess you haven't heard of The Peppa Pig"

by Shitty Fatty October 2, 2017