Ted

Best friend. Can be a dog but is always there for you no matter what. He his very energetic and funny. If your friends with him never loose him.

'Did you see Ted before?'

'Yeah! He was so fast!'

'I know!'

by Issy H July 27, 2020

ted

Ted is just the coolest man ever. He is the type of person to put amongus memes on a school assignment. Everyone loves ted. except for some people.

Person 1: where is ted
Ted: Im here bb

by Stabbingcheetah87 May 31, 2022

Ted

More commonly known as Sped, Tedsticles, or even a combination; Spedsticles, Ted is a midget, obsessed with explosives, aircraft, boats, cars, guns, cannons, overall destroying stuff, and most importantly, Among Us; which he fondly calls: "Amogus"

"Ted's so annoying!"
"That's why we call him Spedsticles you fuckhead"

by HammyShoe July 08, 2024

Ted

Ted can always leg press more than anyone else but can never spell words like "zoo".

"oh hi ted are you leg pressing 600kg"

ted: "yeah I just went to the zo."

by teds secret lover February 24, 2025

Ted

AN AMAZING MAN WITH LARGE MUSCLES AND BALLS THE SIZE OF JUPITER(s) WHO HATES IDOITS

person 1: Ted is muscle
person 2:ye

by BICKDIGGAMINGCOOL2434658 November 07, 2022

ted

a tiny teddy bear who happens to also be a ghost

ted sucks

by ethan.chowww May 29, 2020

ted

The guy from KnT

Ted likes watermelon

by FriskPony June 19, 2018