man lean

The man lean consists of placing both arms (one on top of the other) on a balcony railing, and adopting a facial expression akin to that of one getting lost in fond memories of the past, while silently weighing up the pros and cons of waiting for one's partner to finally finish their shopping against vaulting the balcony and ending their suffering. Most commonly occurs in shopping centres/malls, and is similar in many ways to the man chair, although takes place outside of the store. A true form of silent struggle. Next time you see a man lean in progress, why not slip a brother a thumbs up, to let him know that things are going to be okay.

"Yo, dude, check it out, you see that right there? Man lean."

"Woah, he looks so...lost..."

"Poor guy, he's been leaning for well over half an hour, I don't think he's gonna last much longer."
"Inconsiderate bitches. Let's go talk to him."

"Hey, chin up, brother. You're fighting the good fight."

"Thanks, guys. I-I really needed that."

by RedderMist May 19, 2014

Lean

Lean - a meme (for example: lighting mcqueen, change it to purple, lighting mclean?!?!?! I LOVE LEAN, and other stuff.)

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by OrangeDebilAU March 3, 2022

Lean hiring

When a company rarely recruits more employees, leading its current employees to take on more work then they are being paid to do and some job hunters to remain unemployed.

Ashley: Dude, why hasn't any of this companies gotten back to me about my applications?
Clyde: They probably do lean hiring so they can save money from not having to pay so many employees.

by Who will stop the rain? August 16, 2025

the lean doggy

A sex position that is sometimes painful to the female during sex. You take a sturdy object that is about the same height of the female's armpits used for her to lean on while the male is standing behind the woman and humps her in either the ass or the vagina. This will cause an orgasm for both the male and the female.

Dave: Hey babe, what position do you want to try now?
Brittany: I don't know. What did you have in mind?
Dave: I think we should do the lean doggy. Grab that table, stand it up, lean on it, and then let me hump you. I
Brittany: Wouldn't that hurt?
Dave: Yes, but it will give you a very long orgasm.
Brittany: Okay, only because I haven't had an orgasm from you since our honeymoon 4 years ago.

by JakePauler4LifeWasTaken May 21, 2018

lean liver

someone who has such an intimate attachment to LEAN they would give up their life if given the choice between 1 million dollars and LEAN.

oh my god, did you hear about Amy? she chose to live the life of a LEAN Liver!

by Butterflymoss June 11, 2022

Lean 2.0

Lean 2.0 is 45mg to 90mg of Dextromethorphan HBr mixed into some Key Nutrients Electrolytes Pink Lemonade. The purpose of this is antidepressant and anti-anxiety effects. You can add a Booster.

Boosters: Kratom 2g to 6g, Modafinil 200mg, Armodafinil 150mg, Adipex 75mg, Arecoline Hydrobromide Huny Mints 10mg, Nicotine Lozenges 2mg to 4mg, Monster energy drink (160mg Caffeine + B Vitamins), Phenylpiracetam 100mg, Tianeptine 12.5mg to 50mg.

Tony: I had Lean 2.0 which has 60mg of Dextromethorphan HBr with the Adipex 75mg booster. I cleaned stuff and then worked out.

by HawaiianPunch1 June 16, 2025

lean

lean is leaning in the booty ;)

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by babanColla March 19, 2022