jerk-a-holic

Like a workaholic or an alcoholic, only addicted to masturbation instead of alcohol or work.

Jimmy is a right jerk-a-holic. He hasn't seen sunlight in weeks!

by Elvo July 16, 2007

circle jerks

the particpipants of a circle jerk

also a great punk band

those guys are a bunch of circle jerks. lets get out of here before they start wacking each other off.

by master finger blaster October 9, 2004

Maintenance Jerk

The act of masterbating prior to a social situation so that one does not get overly horny and end up having regretable intercourse.

Example:
1. Joe did a "maintenance jerk" before he went out so he doesnt get
horny and end up having sex with another ugly slut like last weekend.

by mnEBC October 26, 2012

stealth jerk

To stealthily masturbate while people are around.

Guy: Dude, we were eating dinner and I stealth jerked at the table

Friend: Holy shit dude, thats sneaky.

Guy: Yeah, I hit my sister on the leg.

by Wo Shi October 16, 2014

Jerk Idiot

Some One That Is a Stupid Jackass. But It Sounds Cooler To Call Them A Jerk Idiot. Also Used As A Song, In The Former T.V. Show: Andy Milonakis.

That Jerk Idiot Shoved Me Into The Pool Infont Of Those Women.

by Peterson12 November 8, 2007

insta-jerking

Not to be confused with insta-lurking, insata-jerking is when a guy masturbates to selfies of his crush on Instagram because he is too uncomfortable with traditional porn.

I was gonna ask her out but she caught me insta-jerking so theres like, no chance.

by Corprate Incorperated Co. January 31, 2016

Urkle jerk

The act of skeeting on Someones valuables. Then, upon their discovery of the soiled product say "did I do that?"

Dustin: I put on my headphones this morning and got a ear full of skeet. I feel like I have been Urkle jerked

Randal: Did I do that!?

by The Rollin and the tiden March 7, 2011