by hittheshep May 5, 2022
Get the May 5thmug. It is on this day that Maretha and Divvie have made a promise to each other,
to share the rest of their lives and forever cherish one another.
For it was on this very special midsummer day
that Maretha and Divvie would stand before all of their loved ones and say:
We take each other as man and wife,
for better or worse, together for life.
to share the rest of their lives and forever cherish one another.
For it was on this very special midsummer day
that Maretha and Divvie would stand before all of their loved ones and say:
We take each other as man and wife,
for better or worse, together for life.
by The other floob November 7, 2021
Get the November 5th, 2022mug. I despise this day. I wish I hadn't given him the damn note. now I'm stuck with a manipulative bf. I wish i could leave but i dont have the balls to. might just tie the rope and leave that way. augh.
bf: Heyyy it's april 5th its been a year babe
gf: oh..yeah a year.. a year of this relationship...woohoo!
bf: aren't you happy? you can't be sad around me. You're making me sad now, you don't want to make me sad do you? that's basically treating me like shit. wow you are a horrible person!!
:(
gf: oh..yeah a year.. a year of this relationship...woohoo!
bf: aren't you happy? you can't be sad around me. You're making me sad now, you don't want to make me sad do you? that's basically treating me like shit. wow you are a horrible person!!
:(
by augh ima kms augh September 15, 2022
Get the April 5thmug. by Ball2zero May 4, 2022
Get the May 5thmug. by asghjdjhajhw August 3, 2022
Get the August 5thmug. I met a real life Smurf on July 5th, it’s now a holiday. You are asking why? Because I want it to be and I said so.
by An average youngster. July 25, 2022
Get the July 5thmug. by The Girl,shhh November 3, 2020
Get the november 5thmug.