Sham-Fitness

noun: Every Health Blog
Do you Have:

Tuberculosis, Cancer, Kidney Stones, Child Support?

You need Essential Oils!
Have: ANY PAIN WHATSOEVER?!?!

Go Gluten Free today and undo a lifetime of bad decisions!

Also refers to fake gym selfies on Instagram

Stop struttn you sham-fitness booty like you earned dat

by MyMotherWasACarrot January 19, 2018

fitness ricer

A person who dresses in exercise attire in public places despite having no intention of performing any actual exercise.

The Lance Armstrong wannabe fitness ricer hopped in his trusty Honda Civic after a grueling round of grocery shopping.

by kirkandorules April 12, 2015

Bitch fit

When somebody, usually a man is throwing a fit and acting like a lil spoiled bitch.

Person 1: "Did you see the Chris throwing a tantrum and whining!?"

Person 2: "Yeah, He was throwing a bitch fit"

by Spliffany Tiffany March 21, 2023

Twissy fit

When you take exception of something that was tweeted about you, or a position you favor, but can't control your rage, so you throw a Hissy fit or a Twissy fit

When Donald Trump was elected, Twitter blew with one Twissy fit after another.
They took exception to what was tweeted about them, so they threw a Twissy fit.

by Jonny Angels February 26, 2018

bad fits

When someone's outfit is bad

Damn bro, what you wearin, that's bad fits

by Str8outtaBronxB December 15, 2017

fit shaced

When a noob who can't hold his liquor is incredibly shit faced.

shit faced
noob

Brian: "Dude, Steven's shit faced."
Steven: "I am so shit faced, I'm incredibly shit faced and you guys don't even know how fit shaced I really am."
Alex: "Dude, you just said 'fit shaced', I guess I'm fit shaced."
Steven: "No, only a noob can be fit shaced. Thats why I'm so fucking fit shaced."

by High Class S. Ernst April 17, 2006

tit fit

when someone wears your shirt and permanently stretches it with their boobs

"your girlfriend ruined that shirt when she tit fit it"

by ifli August 8, 2009