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Thanos

A bald thicc ass purple space raisin running around with a granny's yellow oven mitt and a wack ass rock collection
That nigga thanos caught a fade while making breakfast
by Big Capper Dubbz April 29, 2019
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Thanos

Thicc angry grape who likes to adopt kids he meets after murdering their entire species and tests if there evil. He has cool glow gems that I can buy online. He has a 1st graders attempt at drawing a fist for his chin. He’s kinda pudgy. Oh, and he becomes a farmer and is trying to kill off the Avengers, oh, and half of all life. Yep, Thanos.
Starlord: WHY?!
Thanos, tied up: UREEGNGNGNGHH
by Suite-Pee April 27, 2021
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Professor Thanos

(n.) A teacher who curves a class to fail 50% of students.

Often found in fields of physics or mathematics, a Professor Thanos is attracted to balance and assures the class his grading philosophy “is for your own good.” At the snap of Professor Thanos’s fingers, half of the graduating seniors will simply fade away.
Alan avoided Calculus III because he heard it was taught by a Professor Thanos.
by nolandc October 4, 2019
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Thanos

a big purple grape that recently got surgery
Hey ima go to the hospital to see thanos after his surgery
by Gregconroy1 May 11, 2019
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