Tell a Turtle Time

Tell a Turtle Time is when you’re gathering with people and sharing about your day or sharing something with someone.

Herman called Jennifer up and asked her if they could get together soon for “Tell a Turtle Time”.

by thalia_ August 20, 2022

You shouldn't need me to tell you that

You just want a pound of flesh for saying things you don't like.

Hym "You shouldn't need me to tell you that and it's several orders of magnitude beneath the severity of my actual grievance is actually go fuck yourself. And the existence of higher orders of magnitude doesn't invalidate the assertion the mine needs to be remediation BEFORE yours fuck face. I've heard of rapes being remediated haven't I? 0 cases of weaponized schizophrenia though. Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with you?

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

If I tell you

IF...

Hym "And I'm quoting myself here... If I tell you to delete me... No matter what I say or do and no matter what happens to me... Don't ever do it. Ever. Never in a million years."

by Hym Iam July 22, 2025

im telling of you

a phrase used by young children, usually aging from around 4-10, to indicate what a person had said beforehand was inappropriate and unsuitable to say in a school. People over 10 will most likely use it satirically.

edgy 13 year old: shut the fuck up man or else it's done for our asses
little sister: ohhhmmmm im telling of you!!!

by Teyst April 16, 2024

Don’t ask don’t tell

The amount of money you and your partner have agreed can be spent without the other’s approval or awareness. Typically used by the gays. Probably started with the now defunct Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell laws in the US.

Kake: “What did you spend $20 on yesterday?”
Jack: “Don’t ask don’t tell”

by Ominous 01 May 11, 2024

telling everybody your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same ridiculous tall-tale ones, over and over again, and using them in different situations and on different people

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, did you hear your mother, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets; I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling everybody your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma July 24, 2013

tell a man something

Used to indicate approval/agreement and hype up someone else’s self-affirmation

Drew: Wait but I kinda ate this fit, right?

Barry: Okay! That’s right, tell a man something!

by fr33agent July 17, 2025