The spawn of Lucifer after the sun god used a spell for youth by dividing bits of his soul into 5 different beasts (It failed turning him to a immortal baby, and he is forced to smile when he feels anger and suffering).The red teletubby Po (Painful Oblivion) was originally white but he murdered the 5th teletubby known as Twinkie. Representing all the blood and lifes sacrificed for the sun god. The Purple teletubby represents the destruction of other stars and gods, his name Twinkie Winky relates to the song twinkle twinkle little star but the star was destroyed. Dipsy is the sun's creation of plague put upon to ravage anything to bother the 4 teletubbies with unforgiving hell. The last teletubby Laa Laa (Mentally Disabled) represents the sun himself, and his mistake for creating these foul beasts. In the belly of the teletubbies is a portal that shows the souls of people they have consumed.
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A deeply disturbing show that is made for kids. Homo-erotic in nature, four strange looking creatures that resemble a gorilla/ human baby halfbreed that have antennas on their heads go on everyday adventures. They love each other, sucking on each other, and masturbating with each other in their happy little astro-turf world. This show has probably made by child molesters.
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