Fat-tart

somebody that acts gay, retarded, stupid, funny or Just plain fruity. Used to describe a drunk or someone who runs like Forest Gump.

Joe is such a fat-tart He got drunk and ran around the neighborhood rubbing his tummy Yelling "The British are coming The British are coming!"

by Carpe Diem DLA February 18, 2009

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Penguin Tart

The lover of an arctic animal,who is known for his pulsating member.His spreads his seed all over the arctic circle,the ice melts in penetration!The "Penguin Tart" uses common phrases to capture the attention of his biatches,not by using the more popular method of a mating call,but by rubbing actions and nipple tassles.

Penguin 1:"Im lonely"

Penguin Tart:*Rubs flippers*..."HUBBA HUBBA"

*swishing of the nipple tassles*

.....HENCE SEX.......

Polar Bear Slut:"Dont be such a jew man."

by Ivana Trump August 27, 2007

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Doo-Tart

A sweet-tart that has been stuck on the bottom of someones shoes via a dog turd or any turd.

Kent ate a doo-tart

by Doo-Tart March 8, 2009

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douche tart

someone who's logic smells rancid and flat.

Matt is a douche tart because he ate my clearly labeled lunch.

by represedasswhipe November 25, 2009

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rate tart

A person (male or female) who endeavours to move credit card balances around from one card to another (so-called Balance Transfers) calculating the cost to transfer so as to minimse interest payments. Rate Tarts will 'drop their knickers' to do this means that they will move the balance continually from one card to another, and have no loyality to any one card or company, ie they'll drop their knickers for anyone!

Eg: a rate tart will look and see that Credit Card Company ABC offers a 0% Interest rate for 18 months, with a 2.99% fee to transfer, as opposed to Credit Card Company XYZ who offer 12 months interest free and a 3.00% transfer fee, they will choose ABC.

by mogo_morgs September 8, 2010