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Taint cheese 

A type of cheese that collects on and around the male genital area and spreads the longer it's there (if female I suggest getting checked out or sticking a blow torch inside your genitals). This occurs when you, 1). You dont shower for over 2 - 4 weeks, 2). If you are a redditor. Colors vary from green to purple and smells vary depending on the stage it is at, starting from a fermented pumpkin to Mia Khalifa's pussy.
This dude be thicc but he has that taint cheese adding to the flavorful experience.
the hole on men between the cock and the asshole
dude since hunter gotten pregnant his taintgina is getting huge

Taint Cream 

The ointment one uses on their taint when it has an unbelievable amount of chafing and itchiness. Very useful in desperate times.
Hey Dillon, I heard you and Jarad were in need of taint cream.

Yea that was clutch, thanks.
No problem Phil.
Taint Cream by yungpad December 16, 2020

Taint Muffin 

Someone who is being annoying and mean
Listen up you little taint muffin, you will give me your chocolate milk.
Taint Muffin by PooBob April 17, 2021
I changed this just because it seemed funny, for my name is Tahne and you. will. suffer.
poggers haha. pp? yes pplease.
me: "wow, that's pretty funnh"
you: "eh, not really Tahne"
me: *amputates your feet and makes feet salad*
you: "wow, that's pretty funnh"

taint shards 

The pieces of shit that didn't get wiped off after talking a shit
I went down on my girlfriend last night, before I knew it a had eaten taint shards
taint shards by CandyFrank October 21, 2021