table raise

When the excitement of what someone is witnessing is so much that they're able to elevate the table they're sitting at, without touching it with their hands.

Coral's demo really gave leadership a table raise.

by JohnFeldman January 7, 2020

Table leg

Something that ALWAYS happens to stab your toes

Person: walking to the couch

Table leg:reaches out and stabs persons toes

Person:ooooo look a huge chunk out of my toe is missing again due to the stupid table leg.

by The real holy cow February 4, 2020

Table

An elevated floor

My book is on that table

by Zimbaycoleo August 11, 2020

table spinner

A person who spins on tables but is also a nonce

Look at that table spinner

by Big fat hard on September 26, 2020

Table popsicle

Why... The... Fuck

damn I wanna eat a table popsicle

by CheeseCake420e October 21, 2020

Tasleem

Tasleem is an amazing person who is perfect in all types of ways. They look beautiful every day and even at the worst of times, they still look amazing. They have a lot of friends that love them loads and they love them all back equally. The love surrounding Tasleem is too immense for words, it's just something that you feel when you're with them. They never fail to make people smile, no matter how unhappy they are, and always has something nice to say. Some feel threatened by Tasleem’s great personality and act out, because they are jealous, but they’re gentle and caring. A brown eyed beauty. It's rare to find a person like this. They have an epic smile that is contagious. They really have no idea how much people love them. Being an independent person they overcome their own problems without worrying anyone else.

Tasleem is an amazing person!

by ThatFool.Tas January 29, 2021

Table 1

adjective (Table 1'ed)
Used to describe the act of providing a dominant, complete, and masterful retort

After tolerating a few minutes of heckling from an intoxicated patron, the comedian Table 1'ed the heckler, which caused him to leave in shame.

by CommonConnection March 26, 2021