banned from TV

What I'll become when they get a taste of me.

Yeah, you believe it, idiot.

by B-Drac August 13, 2003

TV Land Girls

Girls who watch classic tv shows on the cable network "TV Land." (Examples: Leave it to Beaver, The Andy Griffith Show, I Love Lucy, The Dick Van Dyke Show, Gunsmoke, etc.) It's common knowledge that most TV Land girls enjoy the act of "Van Dyking."

1. She doesn't like current television shows. She's a total TV Land girl.
2. TV Land girls are the best! They love "Van Dyking!"

by grandmasterpapasmurf January 18, 2013

internet killed tv

A well known youtube couple named Charles and Alli Trippy along with their dogs, Zoe and Marley. They can also be called CTFxC (charles trippy friend core).

I keep wanting to watch some more internet killed tv videos!

by snapcraclepop January 27, 2013

Shit-D TV

Once defined as Standard Definition Television, Shit-D TV has arisen as a common term in the wake of the HDTV revolution. As your eyes are spoiled by the beautifully pure optical clarity of High Definition, reverting back to Standard Def is nearly impossible to do because of the extreme nausea caused by the grainy, fuzzy and just flat out SHITTY optical quality.

I was excited to head over to Cheese's house for the Super Bowl, but when we got there and I found out he hadn't upgraded his cable package to HD, and that we were going to be watching the biggest game of the year in Shit-D TV, I nearly called up John Stamos to come over and beat the living hell out him.

by bhyphenlo9 May 18, 2010

TV age group

How to define what channel is being watched by what age group. The chart goes like this:
Ages 0-8 nickelodeon
Ages 9-12 Cartoon Network
Ages 13-21 MTV
Ages 21-39 VH1
Ages 39-Death Boring channels

Little kids don't watch VH1 due to the adult nature of the shows. That's why parents use Tv age Group

by Rocco Keedo June 25, 2007

Titan TV Man

DaFuq?!Boom!'s Titan TV Man is a giant, strong, and powerful hardware head even stronger than any TV Man or TV Woman. He fought with Titan Speakerman to get his Skibidi Parasite out of his head, but flew away. In episode 47, G-man toilet and Titan Speakerman stabbed Titan TV Man but before he died, he teleported to safety.

Titan Tv Man is really strong!

by Star711real_yt August 06, 2023

Reality TV

One of the best and most hilarious things in the world. The only good reality TV shows so far have been Survivor 1.

"3 men, 1 mission: to catch as many diseases as possible." - I swear this is an actual show!

by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 12, 2003