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turkey throat

Bob "I heard you got hit in the balls with a baseball."
Bill "Yeah, now its just turkey throat down there."
by Dr. Balls1234 April 11, 2014
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Strep Throat

It's equally unbearable each time you have this god forsaken sickness, you're never immune to the pain of a thousand suns going down your throat each time you swallow.
I have strep throat, I forgot what it was like to voluntarily swallow my own spit until now, I no longer want to know.
by Caedoe April 14, 2014
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bruised throat

When a dick hits your throat so hard that you get a bruise.
Man I have such a fucking bruised throat after being face fucked last night.
by Fuzzy Sluzzy September 21, 2017
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Fat Throat Syndrome

Where one is so fat that the fat crushes the vocal chords to a point that it causes them to have a deeper, fatter sounding voice.
when you hear a chubster talk then you know they have the Fat Throat SYndrome
by Mauro Vescera April 19, 2008
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Holster throat

To use another persons mouth as a holster with your dick
I need to conceal my 380 snub dick in your holster throat!
by Oliver cloths off June 1, 2016
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Meat Loaf Throat

The results of your esophagus after getting face-banged by a group of wild yeti's in the dense woods of Colorado and or Houston.
Damn that snowboarding trip was fun, too bad Bob caught a bad case of the Meat Loaf Throat.

Did you see LeMaire after those Yeti's straight Meat loaf throated him? Scarred for life.

Look at that red lip stick.. thats a professional meat loaf throat yeti champion!
by DanimalTX November 15, 2011
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Cut-throat Bitch

A person (usually a female) who is cruel and does not care about another person's feelings. S/he can excessively rude or obnoxious and or extremely competitive (hence the word: cutthroat).
Kutner: "Cut-throat Bitch" is your official title.
Amber: It's a game. You can either play for fun or play to win. If you want to win, you want cutthroat.
by John Doe 186 January 18, 2009
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