Chode

a dick wider than it is lon
or person that is an asshole

Hunters boyfriend says his chode makes him hard to fuck. -or- hunter is such a chode

by Jacq January 27, 2003

chode

plates: also known as a strap-on chode.

wafer thin ham type chodes are quite common thesedays, its not a big problem, honest.

by Ashley S Ford November 2, 2003

Chode

According to the Northern California 1970-1990 Burnout Society (originators):

Chode (n) is:
1. male ejaculate, cum, spew (original, 70's)
2. vomit, barf, chunks (a later off-shot, mid 80's)
3. a stubby chubby (late 90's? We'd never heard of this one)

1. Dammit Horace! Your whackin' and chode blowing has ruined all of Mother's precious periwinkle sheets!
2. I am not going to clean your nasty ass cheap wine and funky egg roll chode out of the bathtub ever again!

So I say, fine fellows, reclaim your chode from this shameful, stumpy limitation! You are the Vato, ese! Viva el Chode!

by Mother Lockjaw May 17, 2003

Chode

ch-ode

also known as guche (goo-ch)

The area between your ball sac and your asshole

Damnit paul! You got me right in the chode!

by Triple-U June 17, 2003

Chode

Human being that is unliked by the majority of people.

Jack: yo did u see Benny today

Jonathan: yea I saw him down the hallway, but I’ll warn you he’s a real chode

by Isuckzpeniis November 17, 2018

Chode

A dick that is as big around as it is long. Usually fat people have chodes.

Dang! That guy has a chode! I couldn't even go down on him!!

by Outbreak1 March 15, 2016

Chode

When your penis Is wider than it is long.

A girl said Drew has a chode.

by Adolphdripster September 25, 2019