Worms in Dirt

1) A tasty dessert treat consisting of chocolate pudding, crushed chocolate cookies (or pie crust) with half buried gummy worms.

2) The act of inserting a half-erect penis partways into a shitty anus.

"What are we having for dessert?"

"Worms in dirt."

"Awesome! What are we going to do after dessert?"

"Worms in dirt."

by beanerz4545 January 18, 2009

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jizz worm

A build up of sperm clumps on the pubic hair which looks like a worm.

Aww gross..its gonna be hard cleaning this jizz worm.

by claeshit November 24, 2009

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Burb The Worm

To masturbate; To jack off.

Dude, I got a boner. I'm gonna go burb the worm.

by Joe_no_homo May 22, 2010

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has the Worms

Subjective, obsessive,negative jealous thoughts, visuals, questions, usually centered around your girl or ex-girl's past partners or could-be sexual partners. Often occuring during all hours and causing depression/brink insanity in the male. Once the worms have they're hook set they're damn near impossible to get rid of. Symptoms include ...asking those tmi questions that drive your partners crazy about past partners (size, positions, where they did it)- You NEED to know type. Constantly on the eye for 'Him' or 'Her' around and, when seeing them, visual movie theater sex scene with your partner causing damn near dementia. Once a name has been 'wormed' hearing it or seeing it printed causes a negative, emotional rage that can grow with new facts or 'worm roids'

'Damn, Meg, my bf is driving me insane!' 'He has the worms for my ex's! Everytime I talk dirty to him He keeps pryin' to know if I said the same thing to him when we fucked! Really drags me down.'

"_And it was only Fantasy, The Wall was too high, as you can see, however he tried he could not break free, and the WORMS ate into his Brain_" pink floyd The Wall

by Dr.Boomstik March 2, 2009

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