Jizz Wig

1. Another name for a Condom, or "Jimmy Hat" used in strange parts of the world.

2. When a person ejaculates onto the head of another person creating a miniature hair-do out of the semen.

3. When a person that has ejaculate or semen on their head uses the sticky substance as a hardening gel to stylize their hair in a fashionable way.

Yeah bro, we ended up getting tooted at the party then came home and I busted a Jizz Wig all over they head. They looked up at me like, "oh hell naw" it was dope!

by herbertonic June 19, 2023

B.A.T. wig

cosmetic-cranial-adaptor-device used to poorly disguise one's self in order to utterly fail at any attempt to extort another individual.

Hey, I heard you wore a B.A.T. wig to drop off some thumb drive.

by us national June 18, 2009

wig juice

The juicy weird crap black girls put in their cheap Chinese store lace fronts to keep the nappiness to a minimum. It's like shampoo mixed with grease mixed with the tears of children. See also : hood rat.

Girl...I gots to get some wig juice for I go out to dollar drink nite with Tyrone.

by tara rizen March 29, 2015

Wig

A lame person or situation unbelievable.

The game was canceled . Man, that's the wig .

by B'ree January 19, 2020

Wig

Something my grandma wears and think it’s the stuff while she swingin it

Omg look at her wig it look like her real hair

by Niyahlitt May 19, 2018

rent a wig

When you got drunk or high AF. Your head is gone,it's on rent.

Greg:How was the kush Steven ?
Steven: Dude..i got rent a wig.

by YoungFuture23 November 21, 2016

British Wig

Jack off on a cancer patients head and call it a British Wig

I went to see my girlfriend in the cancer ward and i gave the bitch a British Wig- Cheerio!

by SnowWhite0222 July 22, 2019