diet spread

when you're really hungry but you're too busy lying down to get food

person 1: I'm hungry
person 2: then get some food!
person 1: no... I'm doing the diet spread

by Dumbskateremo March 23, 2024

super spread her party

A slut's dream party. Everybody gets a turn wearing her out.

She is always up for hosting a super spread her party.

by Mm08822 June 16, 2022

Caito Spreading

A term used in British Parliamentary which is based on Matt Caito(famously known as fast speaking man). It's used to refer to when you matter dump in a speech and speak very quickly to do so.

"I was caito spreading so bad in that debate the adj had to unmute to ask me to slow down."

by wasteland-peace October 6, 2023

Bread makes you spread

Meaning eating those heavy carbs you will gain weight. Or get thick.

“I’m gain a lot weight working at this pizza joint”.Girl you know bread makes you spread.

by anonymous April 20, 2021

Mesopotamian Mud Spread

The process of violently shitting your pants, pulling your pants down, then sitting on something/someone.

"Yeah dude, I heard he visited Margaret Thatcher's grave and gave it a good Mesopotamian Mud Spread."

by ZvyezdaVodna October 2, 2024

Spread the beans

When a man performs a sexual act on a woman that hasn’t been properly cleaned

Well how John spread the beans last night

by anonymous August 28, 2023

Spread like Jiff

The act of a girl opening her legs to anything that moves.

Girl 1: That girl spreads her legs to anything.
Girl 2: yeah. She will spread like jiff.

by Nosluts0187 February 20, 2018