Monti Mac

A beautiful and amazing person that knows how to pick you up from when you are down she be slayin where ever she goes and she is so nice and smart she's always there for you and can put a dang smile on your face without even trying but when u leave her on open or she will kill you :)

Dang Monti Mac I wish I was you.

by Skirtttttttt April 30, 2017

salt mac

At McDonalds, you repeatedly add more and more sachets of salt on to your mates Mac when you have conveniently asked them to go and get you another tomato sauce. Hide/drink their drink and wait till they take a bite!

Aye up hes on his way back, cant wait till he takes a bite of his salt mac, i hope he dehydrates.

by Mike Hilton December 21, 2007

Mac Diet

A diet consisting of fast foods only, which will eventually lead to your demise.

Dude, that fat fuck must be on a Mac Diet!

by MacguyverGirl January 12, 2013

Schwanz Mac

A word invented in Austria that only Afghan people can say it can literally mean anything.

That food tasted like Schwanz Mac.
Abdul you fucking Schwanz Mac.

by deimuttafett March 31, 2020

El mac

The largest geezer around. Always down for a root and will supply bikkies.has the ketamine in the back room so just ask for it.

Ay Jerry ya el mac don't spook the ducks, nigga

by Race car November 3, 2019

The Mac Attack

Someone that's cool,laidback,and overall fucking awesome; Kasey Mac

"Dayum I wish I had the Mac Attack, so I finally won't be a loser."

by k@s3ym@cf0sh0 January 28, 2009

Sushi Mac

The Sushi Mac is the fast food delicacy of the urban cannibal necrophile. The product is made when the hungry gent (or lady) exhumes two male and one female fresh corpses (preferably a family). The product consists of the two pieces of man meat being sandwiched by the female's fish flaps when at the same time excreting the female's final monthly "tomato relish" as a topping. (If the woman died while pregnant the placenta can also be blended to make this relish). The "double cheese" is provided by scraping the final secretion from the inside of the deceased foreskins.

"Did you hear that Colin's family died in a car accident the other day?"

"Excellent! I could murder a Sushi Mac!"

by 5ush October 28, 2009