a hoe who thinks she is a secret hoe and that no one knows she is a hoe but when in reality everyone knows that bitch is a hoe
by cece_watson January 11, 2015
1.) Somebody who hates homosexuals, but either is in denial or doesn't tell anyone.
2.) Somebody who hates closet homosexuals. They can have admitted it, or be in denial/won't tell anyone.
2.) Somebody who hates closet homosexuals. They can have admitted it, or be in denial/won't tell anyone.
1.)
Person 1: Woah, did you hear about Person 3 putting a bomb in the gay bar?
Person 2: Yeah! I didn't know he was a homophobe!
Person 1: He must be a closet homophobe.
2.)
Person A: Oh my goodness! Someone just shot and killed Justin Bieber!
Bieber Fan: NOOOO! I hate closet homophobes!
Person 1: Woah, did you hear about Person 3 putting a bomb in the gay bar?
Person 2: Yeah! I didn't know he was a homophobe!
Person 1: He must be a closet homophobe.
2.)
Person A: Oh my goodness! Someone just shot and killed Justin Bieber!
Bieber Fan: NOOOO! I hate closet homophobes!
by Venumuz March 24, 2012
1) An older individual, usually middle aged, who intentionally seeks sexual partners who are as close to underage as they can legally get (18-22ish).
2) A pedophile who's (thankfully) too afraid to hurt an actual child.
2) A pedophile who's (thankfully) too afraid to hurt an actual child.
Person one: "I didn't know Ken had a granddaughter."
Person two: "That's actually his girlfriend. He's a total closet pedo. He's probably pretending she's 12 right now because 18 somehow isn't creepy enough."
Person two: "That's actually his girlfriend. He's a total closet pedo. He's probably pretending she's 12 right now because 18 somehow isn't creepy enough."
by Gokuisstrongerthannaruto August 30, 2019
A Republican who can't admit he's being fucked in the ass by his own party, much like a gay man in denial
My uncle is a closeted Republican. He still can't admit Republicans voted to fuck him over and send his job to Mexico. He still blames liberals even though Republicans wrote and passed the NAFTA bill that did it.
by Davezilla July 07, 2019
A closet odor is when a horrid stench pertrutes from the anus after getting slammed with an uncleansed penis. Most Closet Odor is seen in gay men.
by Tertantha Bumitta July 28, 2006
a person who likes to get it on in a closet, or behind the scenes. But in public they are conservative, but always are thinking something perverted.
by Mastor Bator August 30, 2003
a massive fuck up, you are so bombed you don't know the difference between a closet and the washroom. You have now pissed the closet!
imagine... you are trying to mac the girl of your dreams... you have to take a piss, you say i'll be right back, you stand up and piss the closet, all over your buddies clothes... wow that's embaressing. can you say not gettin any!
by Dan Enderwick April 18, 2008