clapper-clawed

To claw at with your nails; to beat on; to abuse.

Hamilton relaxed and rejoiced with the knowledge that the future President was just a clapper-clawed hack.

by Tattatu November 20, 2016

Lobster Claw Syndrome

When a person (usually a gamer) does things they don't mean to do because they accidentally press all the wrong buttons, usually due to stress or simply having huge fingers. Can cause lots of rage depending on what accidentally occurs and when.

My mate has lobster claw syndrome and it sometimes seems like he's button mashing.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 29, 2022

Cheese Claw

Fingers that are covered in Cheeto cheese after heavy consumption.

Hey, Cheese Claw!

by Cheese Claw June 20, 2011

White Claw

Low carb malt beverage specifically formulated for basic white sorority girls and also seemingly masculine bro friends you have who are excessively concerned with maintaining their -3% body fat and abs. Note, these beverages do have approximately 100 calories but offer a competitive carb count.

Look at that guy slamming white claws all night! Does he know he looks like a sorority girl?

by Cholo Financial Planner September 7, 2020

Ride the claw

When someone is getting fingered by another person with less than five fingers.

Dude! I met a girl last night and she was totally down to Ride the Claw.

by Zappy42 August 31, 2018

Run the claw

A slang term used to take place of steal, use, or denote sexual behavior

James: who ran the claw through my pack of cigarettes?!
Jameson: I don't know bro but I'd run the claw through her

by Runtheclaw October 21, 2017

Claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass

you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.

Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.

by lovepenguinsandlife February 22, 2019