Music taste conversion

When someone with superior musical taste converts an inferior to their way of hearing things. Most commonly seen in relationships where the boy has an awful taste in music/is extremely whipped.

Dude, wanna go see Usher?
Na man, I like the strokes now.
When did that happen?
Girlfriend did a little music taste conversion
You whipped.

by DesmondElBrando November 30, 2011

fart taster

One who samples the immediate post-fart area with his or her tongue.

'Wow, look at Roger greedily lapping up Emily's rotten fart stink'
'I always knew he was a fart taster'

by Captain Catsquid July 19, 2014

Taste Test

to eat a girl out, or go down on her

She gave me some slurp slurp so i figured it was only right to give a lil taste test.

by Andy Work October 24, 2005

Skeet taste

A unit of measure for drank, is roughly the same amount as one full skeet ejaculation. Can be used to mean a small taste of anything. Native word to Houston and surrounding area.

1. To make Purple Sprite: Add a skeet taste of drank to one can of sprite, and mix in a styrofoam cup.
2. "You want some drank?"..."Gimme a lil skeet taste."

by dustywayne99 January 28, 2014

African Wine Tasting

The process of caging an african woman in a barrel with a snorkel. Upon filling it with active vibrators, call upon a squadron of air force cadets to ejaculate (air force cadets chosen for their ability to projectile ejaculate in rapid succession) until the barrel is full. After sufficient time has elapsed to ensure thorough blending of the ingredients, the mixture of semen and jungle juice is extracted and bottled for distribution to hipsters.

Smokey: Dude, have you tried that new vintage at the African Wine Tasting Austin held?
Sean: Yea bro, it tingled my hipster nether regions!

by The Austitute July 28, 2011

sweet ass-tastic to the max

an adjective meaning the ultimate, greatest thing anything can ever be.

playing mortal kombat while watching the movie mortal kombat while getting head from sonya blade after getting a check from the government for three million dollars along with a note from the government saying you never have to willfully pay taxes anymore and then having an orgasm at the same time as executing your fatality exactly when the movie mortal kombat ends would be sweet ass-tastic to the max.

by pedro munoz July 28, 2008

Vegans taste better

Referrs to the sexual organs of the vegan human. They really do taste better.

I am, of course, a great example.

by Ganga July 23, 2005