taint paint

The discharge of female semen during sex or masturbation.

I had to throw on a poncho when the taint paint came pouring out.

by Ryan March 14, 2005

taint traveller

A person who occasionaly changes platform at Baker Street. i.e. A person who during intercouse will occasionly withdraw their penis from the vagina, cross the taint (or guiche if you prefer, and then procede to insert their penis into the woman's crumhole.

That Barty is a raving taint traverser, we all know he likes a bit of brown love when he can get it.

by Jibber87 June 13, 2005

taint whisker

pretty much explains itself really...but if i had to actually assign a definition; i guess it would be a whisker, two days from shaven, growing specifically on the taint

That bitch didn't even have the common courtesy to shave for me...her taint whiskers scratched the shit outta my nose!!!

by gnarlo January 14, 2008

taint-hug

A clasp-handed hold which hinges between either the scrotum and the anus or, alternatively, the vagina and the anus.

Stop sulking and get over here and give me a taint-hug.

by A. Bird February 8, 2008

taint smear

Mixture of blood and poop in a guys underwear

My hemroid burst open and I got a wicked taint smear

by belial47 May 20, 2008

taint mobile

A rental vehicle belonging to an undeserving department head, who has somehow been put in charge of an important project that he is incappable of handling.

To the taint mobile!

by Fiona1 February 3, 2012

taint puddle

When your gooch/grundle/buttnads get all warm and toasty and they are sweating profusely, the puddle you leave when you sit down is called the taint puddle.

Dayummm! That nigga just left a taint puddle on my lap!

by Tyler Manning yo August 27, 2009