skeeter twig

Is a small dick on a grown man, really small as the size of a Vienna sausage or smaller, also could be a stub.

1.Girls won't have sex with Chuck cause once they see his skeeter twig they get turned off and leave.

2.Ty's boyfriend has a skeeter twig, he told me that he might break up with him.

by JBOXED March 19, 2009

Sweater Jets

Particularly appealing women's breats. Usually very large in size.

check out the sweater jets on that broad.

I titty fucked the shit out of those sweater jets last night!

by stumpsjr October 23, 2009

Sweetard

When something is sweet and retarded

(a cat is trying to fight itsself in a mirror)

"OMG your cat is so sweetard ed "

by Jamiegrasshopper April 4, 2010

Sweater Effect

The otherworldly phenomenon that occurs when a girl wears a tight sweater that enhances the apparent size of her boobs.

Winter is super rad because of the abundance of Sweater Effect.

by Funkfoam December 17, 2010

Sweater Throat

The itchy feeling you have in your throat when you are about to get/ getting over a cold.

" Hey Simmer are you still coughing?"

"Ya, I have sweater throat"

by hellofool123 October 22, 2011

sweater party

A gathering of employees inside the walk-in refrigerator (hence the need for a sweater) of a restaurant for the purpose of becoming inebriated.

"Every customer was a dick today! Now that we're closed, we should have a sweater party before we start cleaning."

by Tuffcookie April 5, 2013

sweater day

A day where everything has gone to shit so much, you just go home, put on a giant sweater and drink alone.

"How was work?"

"..."

"Sweater day, huh?

by Firm Handshake July 23, 2014