Willy Sweater

a condom

Random Slut: Just do it already!

Man: Nah it's a little cold in here. I think I'll slip on a willy sweater.

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by awesome_austin... January 21, 2012

Mogadishu sweater

Execution by burning tires.

A Mogadishu sweater is when tires are stacked over a person until they are completely covered. Then the tires are set ablaze. Burning execution.

by melanchete January 1, 2013

turkey sweeper

When a woman is so extremely good looking, that you take her home for Thanksgiving dinner. When you are sitting at the table with your entire family around,you can't hold back the sexual tension. You SWEEP the turkey from the table, in order to clear room on the dinning table. You then commence intercourse while your entire family, watches you commit the act.

Jennifer Aniston is a turkey sweeper.

by Porkbrains November 5, 2013

Rug sweeper

When someone constantly sweeps issues and problems under the rug so they don't have to deal with the problems.

My hubby is such a rug sweeper!

by pinkertin707 July 30, 2015

Mud-sweeper

A term to describe a type of shit that is so wet it takes almost the entire roll of toilet paper to clean up yourself. Usually followed by a skid mark or safety wipe

Guy: "I gotta change my underwear soon, I had a mud-sweeper earlier"

Guy #2: "Make sure you do a safety wipe afterwards"

by becauseimapotato May 21, 2016

Butt sweeper

When a young toddler is still in diapers and scoots around hardwood or tile floor "sweeping" on his butt

Mom: ugh why won't she just walk?
Dad: yeah, I know she is just a butt sweeper

by Danggirlllll October 20, 2016

inner sweater

feeling hot/body temperature rising because of drinking alcoholic beverages

Friend: Man it's going to get cold tonight, are you sure you still want to camp?
Me: Yeah dude, it'll be fine once we get our inner sweater on.

by sarybeth May 29, 2017