Surprise Cream

jizzing on someone unexpectingly

Standing behind the door of a girls room beating off and right when she answers you blow your load in her face. then yelling SURPRISE CREAM!

by marshjt April 3, 2011

surprise indian

While having sex doggy style, the male slips his penis into the female's anal cavity. As she lets out a surprised scream, the male reaches around and cups her mouth with his hand so her scream sounds like that of an Indian.

"I pulled a Surprise Indian on Alexis last night." "Makes sense. She's half Cherokee, right?"

by mdcone January 30, 2018

milky surprise

Unexpected ejaculated semen. Often as the result of oral sex.

I told her I wasn't going to cum yet, so she wasn't too happy to get a face and mouthfull of my milky surprise when I couldn't hold back.

by Vanhoven June 1, 2009

Smokey Surprise

Marijuana smoke previously left in a car after hot-boxing

Person 1: Hey man roll down your windows to let the smoke out before you leave

Person 2: Nah man I'm leaving a Smokey Surprise for later

by thedankbank November 16, 2010

Tesla Surprise

A sexual move involving a man having sexual intercourse with a woman in the Doggie position, while in the course of rapid penetration the man Tasers the woman in the neck causing her body to convulse and tighten up, increasing the man's pleasure and sexual stamina. The move can be repeated multiple times and can even be included in specific conjuncture with a Houdini Cheesecake.

Sarah was being a real idiot last night so i hit her with a Tesla Surprise and it was awesome.

by Jack Rasch December 1, 2010

brown finger surprise

a person who is wiping one's self with a generic brand or a one-ply piece of toilet paper after defacating will often experience a brown finger surprise. a brown finger surprise is caused by ungraceful shoving of toilet paper into one's butt hole with such force that it will tear at the pressure points (fingers) thus causing left over excretments to lodge into one's fingernails or get stuck onto other parts of their finger. to avoid a brown finger surprise be sure to by two-ply or double or triple fold the one-ply sheets.

guy 1: hey what toilet paper do you use?
guy 2: oh i use *insert generic store brand of toilet paper here* all the time. its cheap.
guy 1: oh i used that once but was to lazy to triple up on the sheets and got a brown finger surprise. it was all stuck in my fingernails and i smelled literally like shit for my date
guy 2: oh dude that is horrible if you are really that lazy buy charmin it holds together nice
guy 1: well ever since then i have and no brown finger surprises
guy 2: nice

by my name is a secret shhh December 2, 2010

Starry Eyed Surprise

The following effect and draw back after a huge hit of marijuana is taken, where the person pulls back from the bong and becomes bright and wide eyed, starry eyed surprise.....

Damn man, that hit made you starry eyed surprise.....

by Y0shi March 9, 2006