Stump Puller

When tree guys come chop down a tree a stump remains. Tie a chain around the stump and then the other end around the earth whale’s waist then have them pull the stump out!

One needs to be rather corpulent to be an effective stump puller.

Look at the size of that stump puller at the buffet!

by Lyin’ Dog-Faced Pony Soldier December 30, 2020

stump butler

When you get a handjob from someone with a hook for a hand

I got so trashed last night I gave Someone a stump butler

by Vidartgemagicaldino May 12, 2021

parick stump

fedora wearing, tattoo less, 4 foot man.

best known for singing in the band fall out bros.

Joe Trohman is his best bro.
sweetest man alive.

fob fan: OHH MA GURD PATRICK STUMP IS HOOOT!11!
fob fan 2: UMM I agree HOW RELATABLE !1!11!
fob fan 3: yeah i like parick but pete wentz is hotter.

fob fan 1and 2: UMM EXCUSE ME GET OUT OF HERE!1! YEAH PETE WENTZ IS HOT BUT PARICK STUMP IS BETTER!1!

by a yee May 6, 2018

bump the stump

A term for bumping fists.

When I saw Ray at the club, I held out my fist and told him to bump the stump.

by JRB55 September 15, 2010

50/50 stump

50/50 stump is an insulting term used to remark how short or unnatural someone's body proportions look.

Hey, look at his legs! He's a 50/50 stump!

by 79xx April 21, 2017

stumpy fawker

someone who wants to be a hick

you little stumpy fawker!

by Jason June 30, 2003

stumaki

a bad stomach pain caused by over eating of spicy food or consumption of too much liquer the night befor.

after the buffalo wings icaught a mean stumaki

by dj jew January 28, 2007