stroke face

Stroke face is usually captured in photos after someone has been partying heavily. It is where someone has a lazy, or lopsided eye that is completely or partially partially shut giving the appearance of a stroke or mild seizure.

Dude, you must have partied hard look at that stroke face in these pictures!

by Misskittykat September 15, 2015

rye stroke

Usually occurs in men after drinking too much rye.
One eye closes and one side of the mouth turns into a sneer.
The rye stroke can also induce rye rage.

I really can't drink rye too much anymore, or I become offensive and I get the rye stroke.

by perkycarrot August 2, 2011

saget stroking

the act of stroking bob saget (fag)

jim and bob were saget stroking for 4 hours straight

by Asian Toad June 22, 2011

face stroke

Waking up in the morning to a rough or light stroking of the face by a local professional.

Ben - "I have to wake up at 6 for my facestroke."
Carl - "Did you mean a back stroke?"
Ben - "No, I meant face stroke. Get out of here!"
Brennan - "Sorry Carl, orders are orders."

by SLEEKYx16 February 5, 2010

Clam Stroke

The women's pussy is so wet it resembles a clam and the stroke of the man/women tongue makes the pussy even more wet. creating the clam stroke.

Can't believe i witnessed Rebecca's Clam Stroke it was so hot i'm getting one tonight
Did you see the way Ross gave Rachel a Clam Stroke
Gosh i really want a Clam Stroke but my boyfriend isn't kinky

by tacomama0000 May 15, 2018

the stroking leaves

Best frickin band ever!u dont need to be able 2 play any musical instruments, you just gotta feel the leaves. T

Were cool we can play the leaves! wow o look scotts not because hes listening to his week n weekend bands! haha leaves are cool... sundays not!

by SlAp Me Im NiCoLe! February 26, 2004

the stroking leaves

The worst damn band ever. A mix between The Strokes and Leaves, 'the stroking leaves'. Horrible music and none of the members can even play instruments. TBS, Brand New, and Thursday rule, not the stroking leaves.

Yea these random people decided to make up some band called the stroking leaves, but noones ever heard of them.

by sob January 23, 2004