Poop residue after you think you're done wiping, also ominously known as the remainder, opposite of the ghostwipe
Bro, you smell like shit. Did you forget to check for starfish Butter?
No bro, I'm sea free
That smell might get you arrested
No bro, I'm sea free
That smell might get you arrested
by The doughboy conglomerate March 25, 2022
The act of pressing ones anus against a glass window and proceeding to deficate after making eye contwct with a neighbor. The fecal matter then fills between the buttocks like a taco.
Karen across the street called the police on me for having a few friends over and being "too Loud", so the next morning I made her a nice Starfish Taco"
by toastINbed October 16, 2022
by Uber Dragon flex January 20, 2019
by Whatholes August 10, 2021
by Hannahforpresident March 10, 2022
When a couple is having sexual intercourse, and the male takes a starfish and shoves it in the girls vagina while she screams " Uhnnn Yah ". Then removes it and shoves it in the back of her head.
by Mohandas Ghandi October 09, 2010
The act of applying cling film to your bed, slathering yourself in lube, ,and proceeding to starfish on the bed whilst (optionally) screaming "I'M A GREASY STARFISH"
by notiamwoodman February 20, 2025