sprinkle the infield

When a female inserts cocaine into their vagina and a male has sex with her then the girl proceeds to sniff the remaining cocaine off of his penis.

Dave: "Hey man heard you hooked up with Emily last night."
Benni: "Yeah man she even let me sprinkle the infield!"
Dave: "Atta boy!"

by Howiefeltersnatch420 September 19, 2016

skrinkles

pinkle skrinkles are things that hang off the end of snooberts cock, smell of cheese and somtimes have inhabitants of small weevil beasties!

gertrude couldnt believe her luck when rupert invited her to tongue his skrinkles!

by Beezer123 May 2, 2006

sprankle

the act of ejaculating onto a girls face when she leasts expects it. this usually ends in joy or utter terror from the female.

Guy 1-
Dude last night I hooked up with Nicole. All I wanted to do was sprankle all over her face.

Guy 2-
Ohhh No you didn't dawg!

by SDuff April 7, 2011

THE SPRINKLER

The act of masturbating two men at the same time to completion while on ones knees using alternating strokes.

that girl whipped out the sprinkler on jeff and i.

by killa325i January 4, 2007

Sprinkler Girl

A girl who gets around...one who sleeps with whoever, whenever, & wherever.

"Ay girl, let me find out you're a Sprinkler Girl?!"

by Ana Pattinson January 12, 2009

Sprinklery

A person that, without the intention to, spits while talking.

Man, Todd is so sprinklery that whenever I go talk to him, I get all wet.

by Marco Tulio Nardi February 14, 2009

with sprinkles

What you say to add extra emphasis when something is completely above and beyond the norm. Derived from donuts with sprinkles which are considered quite rare and as such making them extra special above and beyond a regular glazed donut. Usually preceded by ... when used in a sentence.

Tyler: What happened to McNackey? His face is all busted up for real.

Rush: He was talking trash to this dude and he got his ass whipped ... with sprinkles!

by Rush73 June 2, 2011