When your receiving a blow job from your missus or a random, just as you blow dont let her know and BAM!! splat her in the face while yelling "GO WEB GO"
by Matty/Spanky April 25, 2007
Get the Dirty Spiderman mug.When you place a females underwear over you head and wank yourself off, usually with used underwear: the smellier the better.
Named so becuase one resembles spiderman with both eyes looking out through the leg holes.
Named so becuase one resembles spiderman with both eyes looking out through the leg holes.
Bob: I had a spiderman wank with your underwear last night, it fucking stank!
Sally: That's not my underwear, I'm helping old Mrs. Clegg with her laundry, she is 95 you know.
Bob: Ah well, I wondered why they smelled of fish AND cheese, but enjoyed it nonetheless.
Sally: I want a divorce.
Sally: That's not my underwear, I'm helping old Mrs. Clegg with her laundry, she is 95 you know.
Bob: Ah well, I wondered why they smelled of fish AND cheese, but enjoyed it nonetheless.
Sally: I want a divorce.
by Simjimbimalim August 4, 2006
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by Adrian November 30, 2004
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Get the dirty spiderhole mug.Yung Spider, pronounced "Yung Spidah!" is a modern day gangster/pimp. He can be found roaming the slumms of louisville or hustling hoes in detroit. His friends call him Yung Spider because hes deadly like a black widow. He is a crazy ass G and cannot be killed. He is the Illest there is, also friends with Yung Gator, Yung Viper, Yung Dragon, all part of the "Yung Bloods" clan that owns Louisville.
by The Vintage Soul March 8, 2009
Get the yung spider mug.When your phone has a cracked screen, it's not broken, it's webbed. It's just a special Spider-man Edition Phone.
MITCH: "Wow, how did you crack your phone's screen so bad?"
NIC: "It's not cracked, its a special Spider-man Edition Phone."
MITCH: "Touche."
NIC: "It's not cracked, its a special Spider-man Edition Phone."
MITCH: "Touche."
by The CBear April 3, 2010
Get the Spider-man Edition Phone mug.A variation of the "Roman Spider Dump" mixed with a "Double Blumpkin." Two males face each other on the toilette while taking a dump, a third person hangs from the top of the stall like Spiderman and preforms oral sex on the other two. This act is most commonly performed in the washrooms of Mellon Arena between periods.
Star: "That chick sitting in front of us is disgusting and her crazy husband thinks the Leafs are offside every time they cross the blue line."
Murk: "Dude, I think I saw them and the usher preforming a Pittsburgh Spider Blumpkin before the third period in the can!!"
Murk: "Dude, I think I saw them and the usher preforming a Pittsburgh Spider Blumpkin before the third period in the can!!"
by lance tightpants December 29, 2009
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