A highly advanced style of speaking in a Speech and Debate or Forensics League round. Mostly used in Policy debates, its main purpose is to attempt to make so many contentions or arguments that your opponents can't keep up. An adept spreader finds a balance between speed and comprehensibility. Those who cannot spread well often lose the round do to the judge not being able to understand the speaker because their speech becomes slurred. The name is a combination of speed and read which is a perfect way to describe it.
1NC: How could you drop their fifth contention?!
1NR: The guy spread way too fast. I only had so much time!
1NR: The guy spread way too fast. I only had so much time!
by codapepper March 14, 2016
Get the Spreadmug. An auditor’s euphemism for having the hotsex. Taken from the task of having to take financial data from one source, like a PDF, to another, like Excel...called spreading.
Auditor 1: I plan to be spreading financials with Susie all weekend.
Auditor 2: Use a condom bro; I heard she gets around.
Auditor 2: Use a condom bro; I heard she gets around.
by Immature Auditor August 2, 2019
Get the spreading financialsmug. The act of spreading your butt cheeks, puckering, and often expressing small amounts of feces out of your anus for the boys. Not to be confused with the "Pink Spread", in which one boofs 2C-B.
by (Br)(ad) November 29, 2024
Get the Brown Spreadmug. A word to describe someone. There isn’t an exact definition, but mainly used for weird and crazy people, mostttt people are Uneven and It’s an un describable word.
by Your fave uneven bestie <3 July 5, 2022
Get the Unevenly spreadmug. damn, my girl really gave me the
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last night!
double tongue spreading cheeks roast beef sucking titty fucking ham flapping carpet munching labia vacuum seal 4000
last night!
by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023
Get the double tongue spreading cheeks roast beef sucking titty fucking ham flapping carpet munching labia vacuum seal 4000mug. The whole room cleared out when he started to spread seasoning.
I was taking her to pound town from behind when she spread seasoning and it was wafting right up my nostrils.
I tried to shit but only spread seasoning.
I was taking her to pound town from behind when she spread seasoning and it was wafting right up my nostrils.
I tried to shit but only spread seasoning.
by Dick Onchin January 8, 2022
Get the Spread Seasoningmug. It’s when a Chinese guy shoves a chop stick and a egg roll up someone’s ass then sucks it back out and eats it
by Hog wild November 9, 2018
Get the Chinese wide spreadmug.