A 'Sloth Station' is when a mattress is placed in front of a TV in the living room. The Sloth Station usually sucks you in, causing sudden shifts of mood, Increased heart rate, high amounts of euphoria and increased levels of extreme laziness. A Sloth Station can last in front of the tv for weeks and sometimes even months. If you find yourself slothing on the station you are probably at the lowest point of your life, and are probably regretting the zinger box you just eat aswell. The sloth station is life but also a disease. It is usually comes out after a big weekend on the whipper.
Jake -Fuck im scattered cunt... Sam- should we pull out the sloth station? Jake- Does a bear crap in the woods?
by Melted yogurt September 24, 2020
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A slothet is girl who is obsessed with sloths and secretly wants to be one. Slothets are kind and funny they are also very artistic. When you meet a slothet they are either completely crazy and love drama or they are chill and litterely are like a sloth.
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Get the sloth.sir mug.A teenager who is just plain nasty doesn't shower sleeps in his dirty room which consist of a computer nasty clothes food plates they don't clean up after themselves
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Get the slothball mug.The unforeseen laziness that takes over after losing a game of billiards followed by eating 1 too many 7-11 cheeseburgers. Usually accompanied by large amounts of adult beverages, and in certain cases, a game of boggle.
Mateo: "Wow Liz, he really looks slothensteined right now, can he make it home?"
Damon: "Im ok, might just take me a little bit to get there..."
Damon: "Im ok, might just take me a little bit to get there..."
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1. Thanks to my Brother being stuck in sloth-mode we missed the bus!
2. Wow, there is so much to do today but I am in sloth-mode.
2. Wow, there is so much to do today but I am in sloth-mode.
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