sploon45

a noob at starkingdoms

common insult: your networth is lower than sploon45's

(ie, very low.)

by stuarto April 11, 2004

sploof

while enjoying your nicely rolled spliff (aka cone of mary jane) the finishing move (splooge) on a girls face with a nice 6-roper

the spliff was burnin fast so i finished that along with the night off with a nice sploof to her dome piece.

by BILL June 20, 2006

Sploodge

to strain whilst shitting

i was having to really sploodge hard before i crapped myself

by parky August 15, 2003

Splooge

A splotch of any liquid that has stuck in the form it became in the action of splotching.

You are a splooge!
Your mom is a splooge!
Your sister is a splooge! What?!

by Bobb Dole January 11, 2009

Harry Houdini [sploosh]

When receiving a blow job you pretend to be in pain, and while in pain the person giving the blow job stops blowing. When this happens you sploosh on their face.

One Girl: Wow I cannot believe that he splooshed on my face when I was giving him head.

Another Girl: Oh, you mean a Harry Houdini sploosh.

by Jack Kurtz October 3, 2008

splooge

The gelatinous goop found in drain pipes under the kitchen sink

The sink was stopped up- when I took the pipes apart they were lined with thick gobs of splooge...

by Daniel the Wise July 28, 2008

Bunyon Splooge

When a man ejaculates a huge amount of semen all over the place. Paul Bunyon is a huge man hence the Bunyon Splooge.

"I layed a bunyon splooge on my lady last night, her face was COVERED!"

by Nafty April 5, 2006