splodger

A Person who is known as spotty and lanky.Usally has no friends

Fuck off splodger

by _.ljtrgjudv._ February 7, 2017

sploof

Its a vape. Gotta say sploof so that the teachers wont know what your up too in the bathroom. If your in the bathroom waiting for a hit from the juul and a teacher walks in, just recall it as a sploof!

"Hey pass the sploof"
"Ya here ya go!"

by Pass the sploof October 30, 2019

Sploof

An antonym to queef. A sploof is when a woman's vagina contracts in order to suck in air or other gasses/fluids.

"Dude I'm trippin about my girl, dawg. I think she wants a baby. She was sploofin' a motherfucker's wiener last night like her vag-patch was taking a Colorado bong hit."

by anonymous August 27, 2014

sploof

The white milky liquid emited from the penis when an orgasm is acheived.

Billy: Hey dude we're all out of milk, want me to go get some more?
Gary: No sweat Billy ill just refill the carton with sploof.
Billy: Whats sploof gary?
Gary: The stuff i covered your dog in last night.

by Roxas November 29, 2006

sploof

a word that a clown says to annoy someone

man:-walking-

clowm: SPLOOF!

man: AHHH! -runs away

by ace101.2 January 21, 2010

splooge bomb

Popping the question; proposing to your significant other

Dude, can you believe that Brian dropped the splooge bomb on his girlfriend last night?

Katie looked shocked when Dave splooge bombed her right there in the restaurant.

by rich ryder May 25, 2010

Sploof

Another way to say bullshit or crap, if someones lying, etc.

"I once fought a bear."
What a load of sploof.

by Fannni February 22, 2011