sphagnum

really crap under rehearsed band, who play friends of friends parties at bowling clubs etc...instead of applause they receive calls of "jukebox"

"gee this band sux, what a bunch of sphagnums! JUKEBOX!"

by slimey January 13, 2005

sphin

An extremely elongated and slender penis.

The sphin was so narrow that it fit into a nostril.

by tony gill and erik May 30, 2006

sphincter thump

The Sphincter Thump is a more humane / less illegal derivative of the Donkey Punch. While fuck'in Doggy Style the man reaches down and thumps the woman’s anus as hard as he can with a flick of his finger. The reaction is that the woman tenses up and greatly enhances the mans climax. (*Note the most effective thump is to bend ones middle finger back using the thumb on the same hand. Once cocked aim for the Brown Eye and let it fly).

Do you want all the benefits of a Donkey Punch without the trip to jail and rape investigation? Then try the smart man's way to muscle seizing pleasure, the Sphincter Thump.

by WCC September 6, 2008

sphere

sphere was a known botter in a private RO server, and like they say, cheating at online games is like winning the special olympics. You may win but you're still retarded!

"omg sphere doesn't know how to play without botting!"

by ScottyDoesntKnow December 14, 2008

Sphincting

This is the act of pulling a chick's (or a dude's, if you're into that kinda thing) sphincter out of her bunghole after a session of dangerous, sloppy butt sex. After a chick has been spincted, she'll have to wear Depends, for sure.

SPHINCTING...
"Wanda, why are you wearing an adult diaper?"
"Cuz some dude jumped me from behind and sphincted the shit outta me!"

"Man, it sure smells like shit in here!"
"That's me. I got sphincted last night, and now there's no difference between a deuce and a fart."

by David Isaacs and David McCracken, Mayors of... April 14, 2008

sphincter

one of a cult of homosexual Egyptians who worship the Sphinx

"He ain't no jehovah, he's a sphincter"

by Chip Assman April 28, 2003

Sphinx

Used as a noun or a verb. To stare in a creepy manner, or to be one who stares in a creeper manner.

Stop sphinxing at the people napping at the back of the bus!

or

Anna, don't stare those little kids in the sandbox, you are being such a sphinx!

by Kellyriffic June 9, 2008