Spider Juan is a Mexican Spiderman, he saves the ladies and takes them to his house.
"Spider Juan, Spider Juan, he saves the ladies...and then he he takes them to his house."
"Spider Juan, Spider Juan, he saves the ladies...and then he he takes them to his house."
by wildfred2004 January 29, 2015
Get the spider juan mug.The WIRE SPIDER is the spitefull itch that only occurs in your anal area especially when you are in a long que at the bank or supermarket etc... Where you have absolutely no chance of a sly scratch without incurring your fellow quists disgust!! Ouch!!
Friend seen clenching, buttocks, together and squirming in supermarket que. With a very pained facial expression. "Whats the matter my friend?" you ask. "Im having a wire spider attack, mate" he replies, You leave, discreetly. Chuckling, as you go...
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simply means "everything is alright, relax"
was invented by a crazy ass maniac 200 years ago when he tried to send an email to his granny, asking for 10 apples.
was invented by a crazy ass maniac 200 years ago when he tried to send an email to his granny, asking for 10 apples.
Dude: Whoa, holy shite, I hope my gf doesn't find out that i screwed her mom last night, fuck...
Other dude: Man don't worry, the spider is on the bookshelf.
Other dude: Man don't worry, the spider is on the bookshelf.
by t.nu August 26, 2009
Get the the spider is on the bookshelf mug.Jamie: During my day off yesterday I was so bored and sexually frustrated I had to pull all the legs off a spider to keep me from molesting my dog.
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Get the Pull all the legs off a spider mug.by All_Knowing September 26, 2005
Get the spade mug.One's anus, but an "inny" as opposed to a balloon knot which is an "outty". Much like inny's and outty's when referrring to belly buttons.
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Get the spider hole mug.THE DIRTY BITCH
Malek was playing hearts with his buddies one night. he was doing rather well until Dom threw the queen of spades.THE DIRTY BITCH was dawned upon Malek and he was filled with anger and disappointment as he gained 13points to his name.hurt.
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