Soldiering through the Long Russian Winter with Napoleon

The act of stroking one's own penis, particularly during a dry spell or a time of deep, crippling loneliness. This is nothing to be ashamed of.

The derivation of this term is in the imagery of one being a soldier in the Grande Armée, while his/her penis represents Napoléon Bonaparte.

"He's been doing surprisingly alright since the breakup. He's just been soldiering through the long Russian winter with Napoleon day by day. Every day. All day."

by Ed the Trell January 10, 2019

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Hooded Soldier

Hooded Soldier is simply what you call a man's dick that is uncircumcised.

One woman to another: "Girl , that man is hung! Last night after the club that man was on me solid with a hooded Soldier!!"

by Squeakxxx April 4, 2016

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Ultimate ‘Merican Soldier™

He’s the most American person you’ll ever see

Yo that dude wants the commies dead, that must be Ultimate ‘Merican Soldier™

by Sam11803 November 7, 2017

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Wounded Soldier

The appearance and form for a man who, after having a ham shank and finding nothing to wipe the baby gravy up with, make his way to the bathroom to clean up without dripping any man juice on the way.

After shooting off all over himself and having no bog roll. Vince made his way to the bog like a wounded soldier to wipe off his jiz.

by DogFlap June 11, 2006

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soldier

(Noun) (see also, American General)
1. Wo/man having skill or experience in drinking.
2. One who possesses little concern/fear of the drink.
Soldierly- (adverb)
3. Characterized by soldier-like qualities.

1. Cayce is a damn soldier.
2. The soldier drank nearly 300 beers without a care.
3. Jack displayed soldierly behavior with that 5 1/2 minute keg stand. That was downright American General quality drinkin'!

by American Drinking Hierarchy Spokesperson January 29, 2005

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