Snorkestra

When you go on those odd snorkeling tours in tropic places and theres a lot of people snorkeling in one area. You can hear all the strange breathing all around you, making a harmonic sound with the water in your ears. It gets pretty loud, and is usually characterized by the awkwardness of hearing a snorkeling noise getting louder, then bumping into a hot chick or ugly old lady clad in a bikini that you don't know.

I'd normally go on those cool snorkeling tours but those I'm tired of those annoying Snorkestra symphonies.

by Currybeans October 16, 2008

Snorkel snapped

The act of pulling the snorkel face mask away from the face of another person and letting it snap right back into their face.

Tess was snorkeling when all of a sudden Brian went right up to her and Snorkel snapped her.

by snorkelsnapking September 23, 2009

snorkle-bone

insertion of a snorkle into a females vagina, long enough to reach the vulva making her horny and pink with delight. The woman then masturbates to completion, spewing an array of juices out of her vagina, the man then spits the juices over the womans chest and has anal sex with her

man, i totally fucked my girl last night, she let me snorkle-bone her and everything

by dennis shakelton March 20, 2011

Snarkster

Using "snide" and "remark" together, a snarkster is someone who uses sarcasm, irony and/or acerbic (sometimes cruel) wit as a tool or weapon to express him or herself because they typically suffer from some sort of deep self-loathing or insecurity.

One can often observe snarksters online (blogs and other social media) and immediately recognize their total disregard for anyone who doesn't agree with them, think like them or "get them".

Since a snarkster lacks originality in his/her humor, they frequently resort to insulting others with impressive vocabulary, behaving condescendingly and displaying a not-so-subtle smugness; basically feeling very pleased with themselves after they dish out their remarks to others.

While snarksters have high IQs and college educations, they are generally inept at empathy, sympathy or diplomacy. Additionally, they rarely get laid.

In a nutshell, a snarkster is basically the result of a bitter, awkward geeky youth who grew into a bitter, smug adult asshole.

Dick and Jane use irony and sarcasm on occasion. They are witty. Meanwhile, Timmy thinks that by using both all of the time, he appears cool, clever and funny. He isn't. He's just a snarkster... and an asshole.

by Buffeteria April 8, 2011

Snortster

n: a furry like being who cannot control a snort

Krysta: "Snort Snort..giggle..Snort Snort"
Cody: "Krysta you are such a Snortster"

by ChuckinSauce June 10, 2011

Snorkel Simulator

a. A penis

b. a term used emphasizing your desire to have a woman suck your dick.

Dude, check that woman out in the pool. She needs to be on the snorkel simulator.

by Billwhack July 13, 2012

Snork

A man who enjoy performing oral under water.

OMG, i was taking a bath last night and my boyfriend jumped in with me and started eating me out. He's a total snork.

by th3_dude August 1, 2012