sneaky ninja

While having sex doggystyle, right before a guy "goes" during sex he works up a big wad of spit then pretends to orgasm and spits on the girls back, then when she turns around u give her the money shot

the other day i was going at it with this girl but she was annoying so later that night i gave her the sneaky ninja

by mateo September 13, 2004

SNEAKY CASTRO

When a man is having doggy style sex with a woman facing a window and his buddy sneaks in and without missing a beat they switch off. The man then gets dressed and leaves. And as he leaves tap on the window to get the girls attention and then waves goodbye as he walks off.

Me and my buddy pulled a sneaky castro on my girl last night.

by Beelzebub666 April 9, 2008

Sneaky K

Referring to a K or King in a card trick.

Bob:Pick a card!
Tom:NO!
Bob:Plz, for serious.
Tom:OK
Bob:*picks a card, memorizes it, puts card in deck*
Tom:*shuffles deck, pulls out a King*
Tom:Is this ur card?
Bob:OMG! YES! SNEAKY K!!!!!!!

by Daniel McArseburger July 10, 2007

Sneaky Canuck

When your partner is supposed to be getting lubed up but sneaks in maple syrup instead of lube.

Me and my husband wanted to try anal but that bastard gave me a sneaky canuck

by Beamerbear4 November 3, 2021

the sneaky juan

1)Blindfolding and restraining your sexual partner then leaving the room indefinitely.

I wanted to play RDR2, but she wanted to get freaky. I had to give her the sneaky Juan.

by Dòn Kiebals April 12, 2019

sneaky Eskimo

Someone who is sleeping or unaware gets nutted on the face and ice thrown on them

My friend wouldn’t wake up so I gave him a sneaky Eskimo

by Japoncho July 11, 2023

Sneaky Butthole

Someone whose questionable actions cause you to learn an important lesson and then they pretend it was their plan to enlighten you all along.

(South Park) While Stan's ploy to distract others from his own dishonesty inadvertently led to people taking up a positive cause, his "that was really my plan all along" attitude cemented his reputation as a Sneaky Butthole.

(Arrested Development) George Senior's use of Sneaky Butthole tactics to teach his children life lessons may have traumatized them, but they sure didn't forget to leave a note on the fridge again. Ever.

by JohnnyApocalypse August 27, 2013