D-Smith

A man or woman with the unnatural capability to work the D, Whether it's their own or somebody else's. You may find the D smith anywhere, In the street, down an ally, or in the bedroom. The D-Smith will always succeed in any D related tasks, the masters of the art of D-Smithery.

Sophie: "Oh man, Duncan is such a D-Smith"

Percy: "Totally, he can get any woman he wants!"

by Son-Of-Bumph-UK November 7, 2013

Smith & Jiffy

A Smith & Jiffy is a British slang term for three different things. Either a quick masturbation session, a smoke or making a sandwich. It's usually used at the end of a conversation as someone is leaving

Oi, Ethan! I'll be back in a Smith & Jiffy!

by SBliss August 27, 2017

tye smith

you use this term to identify a short Asian man. He goes over the top with jokes and you have to get to his level to talk to him. He thinks he's funny but his humour is at the same level as a five-year-old. sorry tye had to do it to ya

friend: hey where's lee ?
Lee: (speaking from nee height) in your mum AHAHAHA
Friend: you're such a tye smith

by blakkidd October 21, 2018

Emily smith

Pushes out so much everyone thinks she’s gonna pop her back out

Emily smith

by Xxkms November 7, 2018

eswen smith

Eswen is an empty slag who is going out with a fatty chode nigga, she dyes her hair every few months and once accidentally dyed it ginger. James White then proceeded to “rape her with insults” . When she gets pissed she puts her bent-ass middle finger up. Eswen hates the letter k for some unknown reason and when you punch her in the arm she then has 44 orgasms before saying “ouch that really hurt” in a slutty starbucks girl voice. She also tried to get her ear pierced up the top of her ear but ended up having it fucking infected coz she is fucking stupid. She always claims to be in a higher set than me until I tell her that I’m top set for science and maths and when she gets to English she remembers that I’m in the same set as her and says shuttup before I’ve even said anything.

Eswen Smith is a retard
James: hey eswen
Eswen: yh
James: how’s your earing

Eswen: shuttup
James: k
Eswen: oh my god stoppppppp
James: k
Eswen: starts saying how she’ll kill James and it will never happen
James: ur boyfriend is fat
Eswen: *puts bent fucking middle finger up*
James: ur finger is as bent as ur boyfriend

Eswen: *punches james*
James: *punches her back*
Eswen: owwwww why did you do that!!!!
James: because I can

by Fatty nigga bitch March 1, 2019

OLIVER SMITH

Oliver Smith is a big booty bitch with long hair and a big feet.

Yo Oliver Smith show me that big shlong dong.

by Big booty cheeks March 19, 2019

Oliver Smith

the real life harry potter pretty cool apart from that

hello Oliver Smith *hums harry potter theme tune*

by lovelaceguy February 18, 2019