Smart fart

Smart fart: A person who knows they are about to let rip a very noisy fart will cough loudly so as to disguise the sound of the fart, quite often in rhythmical time to the blasts and, if very clever, will be in key too.

"We had no idea my uncle had farted as all we heard was his coughing, unfortunately his wry smile and the smell gave it away...so he admitted to his smart fart"

by robsielea October 29, 2008

smart girl

Some girls are smart because they put cheets in their bras so that the teachers dont know that they are cheeting on tests

My girl friend is a smart girl cause she cheets on the test without the teachers knowing.

by mrunner December 12, 2008

book smart

Intelligence that comes naturally without having to work hard to maintain said intelligence.

You can be intelligent, but not necessarily have book smart.

by Torquatus December 2, 2004

Smart Casual

When a male or female takes part in sexual activity within a group of friends but does so in such a way that no one notices because of clever timing and casual body language.

"Where do you think Rob went while he strolled off in the park earlier?"

"He was probably fucking Rosie up that tree"
"Ahhhhh, Smart Casual"

"Why did it take the police so long to track down the rapist?"
"Because he's a Smart Casual rapist, get me?"

by Whutwhutwhut September 10, 2012

Smart Ass

Someone Who This They Know EVERYTHING

There are a lot of smart ass in this class

by Ms.Big Botty December 20, 2014

Jailbox Smart

When you spend 15 minutes explaining to a waitress what a motorcade is, and she has a blank look on her face and asks you if that's one of those jailbox things.

Wow, that waitress is jailbox smart!

by Mr. Sonoma July 27, 2007

Smart-Ass

Don't be this. Or do be this. I don't care. It's not like there's a rule against it.

Hym "The cure for.... That son of a bitch!"

Iam "Eh.... Yeah... That's a little embarrass..."

Hym "You shut it!! Shut your goddamn face!"

Iam "...Sorry..."

Hym "............."

Iam "I mean.... We said the..."

Hym "I know goddamn well what we said Smart-Ass! Why don't you and him go have a Smart-Ass party!? Buy a yacht, call it the Smart-Ass, sail it out to sea, and go fuck yourselves!! How does that sound?"

Iam "..........."

Hym "NOT RHETORICAL!!!,"

Iam "........ You know if I try to answer you're just going to....."

Hym "Shut it! I'm surrounded by idiots!"

by Hym Iam April 15, 2022