Shituation

A shitty situation no matter how you define it.

I got an agency telling me I need to apply to jobs that will be at a job fair instead of actually attending a job fair to speak with recruiters to actually try to get fuckin job. That's a shituation

by AnonymousPassionateOne December 31, 2016

Slurpation

Slurping sensation, if you get called a slurpation then you are weird, the slurpation of a drink.

Your such a slurpation

by Bobina the builder May 14, 2017

situational hoe

a person who is only a hoe when the situation allows them to be

"She is only all over him because he's flirting with her, she's a situational hoe"

"He's definitely only making out with her because he's drunk, what a situational hoe"

by tiredlonleyandsad August 11, 2017

situational crime

crime that is committed when an opportunity is there for the criminal to commit it.

a relatively new concept of preventing this type of crime is Situational Crime Prevention (SCP), which is when methods are used to reduce the number of opportunities available for criminals to commit crimes

Oh, that CCTV camera definitely helped prevent a situational crime
The room's empty, no one's expected, perfect time to commit a situational crime

by titaniyum August 31, 2017

Shituation

When a person goes from one bad situation (tragedy) to another bad situation (tragedy). And there seems to be no relief in sight.

Man, did you hear about Raymond? First, his grandmother passed away, his dog died, then he lost his job. Raymond is in a shituation.
Johnny Black III

by Black Sensai December 4, 2017

Shituation

A shitty situation

After the sext was discovered, a shituation ensued with my employer.

by DebraDiva April 23, 2018

Shituation

A shitty situation

person 1: I almost got shot!
person 2: Yeah that was a shituation

by oooooooooooooooooooooooooodle May 12, 2018