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Slong-sleeved shirt

A shirt in which the sleeves are too big for the individual wearing the shirt and cover the elbows - a synonym to 'shants' (shorts/pants). The word 'slong' is a conjunction of the words short and long hence slong: not to be confused with a large penis-sleeved shirt, though hilarious. Slong-sleeved shirts are usually worn by the over 40, which is generally excusable, but under this age, slong-sleeved shirts are not acceptable. Not to be confused with three-quarter shirts.
Once you spot a slong-sleeved shirt, you won't stop looking out for them.
by Slongsleevedshirts November 30, 2011
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Sponge Knuckle

Close to the idea of a moose knuckle or a camel toe. The only difference is that the woman is really fat and she wears tight pants and you can see the cellulite through them, looking very similar to a sponge.
I was walking down main on a Friday night. Bitch had white yoga pants on and you could totally see her sponge knuckle.
hanging lowwww
by Carlypants May 19, 2013
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Spongebob out

To leave a place or situation using a silly method of distraction (i.e. The Spongebob dance) in order to make people not feel bad that you're leaving, usually when you're leaving them high and dry. The opposite of a French exit.
You have to work late?

Yeah, my boss came by, dumped a bunch of work on me and Spongebobbed out.

I heard the cops were coming to bust the party so I had to tell a joke and Spongebob out.
by Mad_woman October 24, 2013
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sponge punch

Fisting an unshaved vagina.
Best method for sponge punch "You've got to punch the sponge to plunge the clunge" -Gavin Free
by Binaryjutsu February 7, 2015
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Sponge Knob

Patrick sucked on his friend's Sponge Knob
by Wonky Tonky September 1, 2016
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Sponge-Dicking

Sponge-Dicking (Sponge-Dick); The act of quick grabbing all of the items contained in a chest during a Hunger Games battle in Minecraft, essentially absorbing it's contents like a big absorbent, spongy dick.
"Hey, 'azzturdz69' is Sponge-Dicking that chest!"
by Sc1ss0rw4lker June 27, 2016
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Sponge-lips

Noun: A derogatory term for one who licks their lips in military formation.
Suck it up Sponge-lips.
by recovering sponge-lips August 25, 2016
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