Unlimited Skills

When one is so amazing that they are able to accomplish anything and everything possibly imaginable

Typically preceded by the phrase," Please!"

"Please! I have the Unlimited Skills"

by toefoo May 19, 2010

water soluble driving skills

Driving skills that disappear the moment it starts raining. For unexplained reasons, this is more prevalent in areas that receive significant amounts of rain through the year. (Charleston, New Orleans, anywhere in Florida, etc)

I cannot handle being in traffic around all these people with water soluble driving skills, 1 raindrop hits their windshields and *everybody* slams on the brakes and starts driving like Grandma Moses.

by Sammy K Sarcasm December 14, 2018

Finn’s kills

When a young g sends that bifta your way and your smoking straight green card 🦧

‘Yo bro, you want finn’s kills?’
‘Nah bro what do you mean, there’s nothing there to left.’

by FattyFatz June 11, 2021

Bitch Skills

How good of a bitch you are. The better the skills, the bigger the bitch.

"Nancy doesn't know how to hide the evidence of her game. She lacks bitch skills."

by BoogalooBob March 19, 2010

Made Skills

the skill, passed down from ancient Egyptian civilizations, to circumsize prepubescent desert camels for offerings to the Gods; usually performed by a manager in the ancient hierarchy

WOAH, just look at him perform those Made Skills! YA JE KAN!

by Mod Dane July 14, 2010

jewish skills

Usually used by my friends in ATL to mean bad at sports, usually at Basketball. For example:

You just missed two layups. You've really got some Jewish skills.

by David January 15, 2005

social skills of a turnip

Turnips have no social skills, there for someone with the "social skills of a turnip" have no social skills.

Awkward with people. Poor social skills

Edward doesn't work well with others, he has the social skills of a turnip.

by cyberhomie July 1, 2021